THIS WILL NEVER, EVER HAPPEN.

Unless it does.

Ain’t That a Pitch is a weekly podcast where five longtime friends share ideas and collaborate on them, no matter how futile and ill-advised they may be.

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Meet ATAP

Lizette Morris

Raven Solomon

Bryce Flint-Somerville

Jake Hart

Mike Brown

Very Important Episode Doodles by Bryce

Season 2

Season 1

A safecracker assesses Prince's massive safe
A man plays pinball with Bjork, Simon and Garfunkel, and three cavemen in the background.
A man is professing his love over the phone while diving into shark -infested waters. Another man is listening to his musical mattress
A cartoon of four naked men at a snack table and a critic panning a ski movie
A vampire in a spacesuit
A cartoon of a person with their hand over their heart standing in front of a green flag with a slice of pizza on it, a urinal oyster, and a pickup truck waving a rainbow flag.
Cartoon of a demon peeing into a gross toilet, a BIPOC bodybuilder, and an elderly man holding a sign that says "Help! I'm lost. My name is Raymond."
Cartoon of a robot writing with a quill and speech bubble saying "I'm the bard now.", a man with a cart that says "Oh my, your feet" selling slippers to a woman holding high heels, and a QR code with a speech bubble saying "Trick or Treat!".
A cartoon of a headstone that reads "Here lies ATAP", a mustachioed man wearing a wooden barrel pointing as a chalkboard with math equations, and an 80s hair band member,.
A cartoon of a man at a fancy restaurant with a waiter lifting a cloche to reveal a giant magnet. A banner across the top says "We at Ain't That a Pitch Hereby Apologize to This Guy." with an arrow pointing to the male diner.
A cartoon of to people on either side of a black box. One person has a though bubble with a wedding ring and the poop emoji in it. The other person has a thought bubble that says "Your #2? You're #2?"
A cartoon drawing of Bryce with a thought bubble that says "Shadow Game", a woman with a speech bubble saying "Talk to the Hand", and a grumpy looking cloud, all in a cloud bubble coming from a mobile phone.
A cartoon with the Bat signal and Batman using a walker saying "Not again", a depiction of Australia, and two people in a museum gallery looking at old relationship artifacts.
A cartoon drawing of a podcasting microphone and one of the Ramones playing Raven's dream set list.
A cartoon of a person coaching three hockey players, a UPS driver telling a person reaching for a magical goblet "You're gonna need to sign for that", and an alien next two an old desktop computer with a question mark above it's head.
A cartoon of Anthony Hopkins face in front of text saying "Combo Pack", a red-haired, scruffy person in a chefs coat and hat holding a pan with sizzling food in one hand and a beer in the other, and sexy red lips blowing smoke rings.
A cop dressed as a referee is giving a ticket to a soccer player
A cartoon drawing of a young boy in a baseball uniform int he back of a cop car, a mustachioed baseball player about to throw a pitch from the mound, and the silhouette of an audience cheering "Bravo!"
A cartoon of Bryce dressed as Prince, a ceramic pot made by Kendra next to a skull in a shaft of light; the pot is quoting Shakespeare, and five stick figure artists sitting on a green couch observing a canvas on an easel.